This is not a test. South Beach, fellows, is not for those of us who talk the talk, but, seriously, walk the walk. This is a Player's paradise (notice the capital "P"). The hottest girls? Check. The hottest beaches? Check. The hottest clubs? Check. Oh, yeah, they don't take checks. Bring cash—and lots of it.

When you just want to tell the world: "Enough!" Sedona is for you. Serene, peaceful and very civilized, Sedona is the thinking man's escape from all urban pressures. Kick back and enjoy the aromatherapy-enhanced, reflexology treatment with its seaweed-wrapped hot stones massage. Well, in any case, you get the idea. Now chill.

Here it is guys, the perfect chance to practice your well-rehearsed pick-up lines on that sexy señorita at the bar. San Juan's balmy beaches and gentle breezes seduce you into believing that you can actually speak the romance language that is Spanish. A few Bacardi and Cokes will help, too.

This place really does have it all and then some. Head down to The Atlantis Resort in Paradise Island and get ready for sensory overload: a gazillion folks gambling, eating, drinking, laughing, water sliding, golfing, drinking, drinking, drinking.... Um, sorry. Run, don't walk.

The most striking desert scenery within spitting distance of Los Angeles is still an incredible spot for all outdoor activities (golf, tennis, hiking) as well as more intimate surroundings. Try the ultra luxe resort, The Parker, for a truly indulgent, celebrity-filled experience.

Where else, right now, can you go for a booze- and food-filled crazy fun weekend and still be considered a civic hero for doing so? New Orleans, of course. Still reeling from post-Katrina recovery, why not head down to the Big Easy and take a stroll down Bourbon Street and give something back to society? There, don't you feel better already?

OK, not exactly an obvious bachelor destination but think about it: Miles and miles of (legal) afternoon drinking, gorgeous scenery to cavort in and some world-class golf courses within reach? A guy could do worse than spend the weekend in this special corner of the globe.

Where else can a guy go so close to the U.S. and still feel as if he's deep in the heart of Europe? Montreal is a great city but particularly in the summer months where everyone—it seems—is outside in some street festival. When the sun goes down, be sure to check out the city's internationally famous adult venues. Amazing.

Under the general heading of "Duh," where better than Las Vegas can a guy burn through a 48-hour haze of booze, gaming and other manly decadent pursuits? The weird thing is, as we've grown up, the options for what fun means in Vegas also has. More low-key lounges are everywhere than the obvious adult venues and the place really has spruced up with a zillion restaurant and recreational options. It's still Vegas, though, so bring some Advil just in case.

Here’s where you go if you're going for, let's see, pristine beaches, incredible golf or a happening after hours scene. Oh, I see, Cabo San Lucas is the perfect weekend getaway. For a special treat, go to the beautiful resort One & Only Palmilla for a long, long lunch at their incredible restaurant C, created by celebrity chef Charlie Trotter.